A first-order guide
What to Order at Crypto Burger HTX
Start with the best-known Crypto Burger burgers, smash burgers, loaded fries, and handcrafted FOMO sauce.

Start with the Bunqua Burger
The Bunqua Burger captures the menu's personality in one order: a fresh beef patty, jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, cayenne pepper hot sauce, and in-house FOMO sauce. It has heat and crunch without losing the cheeseburger underneath.
If you are visiting Crypto Burger for the first time and want the most direct introduction to the brand, Bunqua is the natural place to begin. Pair it with seasoned fries or split loaded fries with the table.
Choose smoke, spice, or comfort
The Bull Run Burger adds serrano peppers, halal bacon, fried onions, Colby Jack cheese, hot sauce, and spicy FOMO sauce. El Jefe brings Mexican-spiced beef, pico de gallo, potato sticks, serrano peppers, halal bacon, and white American cheese.
For BBQ flavor, the Satoshi Burger combines halal bacon, onion rings, white American cheese, BBQ sauce, and FOMO sauce. The Crypto Melt is the comfort-food turn: grilled onions, white American cheese, sauce, and a beef patty on buttered Texas toast.
Do not treat the loaded fries like an afterthought
Metaverse Monster Fries are one of the menu items most likely to become the center of the order. Seasoned fries carry chopped beef, FOMO sauce, hot sauce, cayenne pepper, and parsley, while the spicy version pushes the heat further.
They work well for sharing, but they are substantial enough to stand alone. For groups, order the fries first and then add a mix of spicy, smoky, and classic burgers so everyone has something different to try.
Pick the closest Houston-area location
Sugar Land serves Highway 6 and nearby Fort Bend communities with especially late hours. Medical Center supports Almeda, hospital staff, students, and central Houston neighborhoods. Spring covers FM 1960, Klein, Champions, and North Houston.
Menu availability can vary, so use the location and order pages for current details before the trip. The best first order is the one you can get fresh from the location that fits your route.